Bagheera

I can't keep my comment-fic short - but at least that's an excuse for taking so long to write this. That, and I had to watch Avengers. This is for dragonofmemory who gave me superheroes and Robert Burn's "To A Mouse" as a prompt.

Title: Justifying Ill Opinion
Fandom: Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Length: 3,300 words
Spoilers: This is set somewhere around "Panther's Quest" and "Everything is Wonderful", so at the beginning of S1.
Summary: Tony tries to do nice things.

( I'm truly sorry man's dominion/ Has broken Nature's social union,/ And justifies that ill opinion/ Which makes thee startle/ At me, thy poor, earth born companion/ And fellow mortal )

justice_turtle asked for a Doctor Who band AU. This is... um, I let you decide what this is.

Also this is very a propos, since I just got my new loudspeakers developed and there's MUSIC. Without tinny sounds.

Fic: I gave it up for music
(Eight, Roberts!Master, Grace Holloway, all ages)
TV Movie, the Band AU. ( Grace has a mad English maybe-alien hiding behind her sofa, and his mad maybe-nemesis at her door, and only her ignorance of modern music to help her save the day. It's more annoying than brain surgery. )

This autumn vacation is being unexpectedly BORING. I thought I would need time to finish this term paper, but it's all done already. I want to write fic, but I'm so incredibly rusty and not into anything so much that I can haunt kinkmemes and all I produce is blank pages. So! Let's try some prompt memes :)

Give me a song, a picture or a poem, and a fandom (characters or pairings optional) and I will write you a fic! Links to songs, pictures and poems are appreciated, but I trust in my google-fu and youtube to find it on my own as long as you give me the title and artist.

or:

Give me an AU setting/plot and a fandom. SMALL CATCH: if you ask for a human AU and the characters in question do not have human names (such as "The Master") then please give me an appropriate human name as well because I SUCK AT NAMES.

Fandoms: Doctor Who, Bernice Summerfield, superheroes (you know, Superman and Avengers and X-Men and stuff), Smallville, Star Trek, Merlin, True Blood (S1 and S2), Big Bang Theory, Mythology (any), Dresden Files... you can throw other stuff at me and see what happens, too.

And then I went and wrote random True Blood fic because this fandom is so unsatisfying. I think I'd like to write something a little more like a proper fic rather than a PWP, but this was quick to get out of my system.

Also, rendering Lafayette's accent/sociolect is tricky. Just saying.

Bits and Bytes (Eric Northman/Lafayette Reynolds, 1300 words, PWP)
What does a thousand year-old viking vampire use the internet for? Gay porn, obviously. Eric visits Lafayette's website. (Warnings: vague spoilers for S2, swearing.)

( Ya know what's best? Them things ya can't have. All them straight bitches and closet motherfuckers and that asshole you wouldn't touch for a million dollars in real life but in your dreams, oh yeah, baby, it's all yours, the whole damn world just wanting a good time with ya - ain't that what y'all are here for? )

Lookit, Russia is more than just the source of DDOS attacks and my RL name:

cordylaer translated my X-Men First Class fic "Phantom Limbs" into Russian here

Also, I cleaned ALL THE THINGS today. Even the cats.

Sooo. Game of Thrones. I have not read the second book yet, although I've bought it. And DON'T SPOIL ME. But that means that I have no idea if this thing I have written is even remotely canon compliant or plausible. Because, you see, these two characters have never interacted in canon as far as I know it.

Yeah. This is that kind of fic. The "I really like character A and I really like character B and I think they should meet and have sex!" kind of fic. Additionally, I suspect that this pairing will end in tears once I get to Book 2, because I'm fairly sure when these two characters meet there will be death and betrayal and horrible fates. Or maybe not. Basically I have no clue AND KINDLY DO NOT SPOIL ME (although you may tell me if this utterly unlikely based on book canon, but don't tell me why it is unlikely.)

Title: Best Value For Money
Pairing: Tyrion Lannister/Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
Rating: R
Length: 2318 words
Disclaimer: As I said, this is only based on HBO show canon, not on G.R.R. Martin's novels, because that is all I know.
Note: Set before the show. I justify this fic with the fact that if there was a gold membership card to brothels on Westeros, Tyrion Lannister would own it, and besides, why is this man not on the small council (yet)? It is clearly where he belongs!

( fic: In which Tyrion spends Lannister money, and Littlefinger plays games )

Phantom Limbs
Charles makes himself forget. Erik is there to remind him.
PG, Charles/Erik, response to an 1stclass_kink prompt, unbetaed.

( 8755 words )

So here's one of the things I wrote for the Thor kinkmeme. Crossover between Marvel and Smallville, but you needn't really know much about Marvel except that Doctor Doom is an evil genius (surprising, I know, given his name), has his own country that he rules with an iron fist (literally), likes to hang out with Loki because dark magic is relevant to their interests, and has a frenmity with Reed Richards/Mr Fantastic that is nearly as strong as that of Lex and Superman. And Loki is a Norse god/space alien/trickster with daddy issues and BFF-turned-nemesis-relationship to his adoptive brother Thor. You can probably see why they should all three get along smashingly.

Title: Myth and Legend
Pairing: Lex/Loki, (Doom/Richardses, Doom/Loki and Lex/Superman alluded to)
Rating: adultish
Length: 1323 words

( Lex Luthor is a man who knows his myths. )

Title: A Family Affair
Fandom: the "Gallifrey" audio series
Rating: PG/gen
Length: 19424 words
Spoilers: set between 3.4 "Mindbomb" and 3.5 "Panacea", with no spoilers for series 4
Characters: Narvin, Leela, K9, Romana, OCs
Summary: my morepolitics entry for ficciones, whose prompt was "Leela and Narvin in something buddy-cop style. Preferably with hijinks" - it is certainly a buddycop story, but maybe a little short of hijinks.

Part One
Part Two
( Part Three )

Title: A Family Affair
Fandom: the "Gallifrey" audio series
Rating: PG/gen
Length: 19424 words
Spoilers: set between 3.4 "Mindbomb" and 3.5 "Panacea", with no spoilers for series 4
Characters: Narvin, Leela, K9, Romana, OCs
Summary: my morepolitics entry for ficciones, whose prompt was "Leela and Narvin in something buddy-cop style. Preferably with hijinks" - it is certainly a buddycop story, but maybe a little short of hijinks.

Part One

( Part Two )

Part Three