Please don't tell me what this is. I want to be surprised.

Most all of my real life friends are roleplayers (if you don't count my colleague, and I guess colleagues don't count even if they are fellow students). One of the hazards of that is that roleplayers are weird and slightly perverted. Tonight I'm finally going to get my (very belated, because apparently it had to be sent from Singapore?) birthday present from them. So far, I've been given the following hints:

- it's partly red
- it's partly made of metal
- it's from Singapore
- I need to wear tights, preferably see-through, and high boots
- it has to do something with communication
- it somehow requires double-sided duct-tape

WTF is this? I can't wait to find out.

Please don't tell me what this is. I want to be surprised.

Most all of my real life friends are roleplayers (if you don't count my colleague, and I guess colleagues don't count even if they are fellow students). One of the hazards of that is that roleplayers are weird and slightly perverted. Tonight I'm finally going to get my (very belated, because apparently it had to be sent from Singapore?) birthday present from them. So far, I've been given the following hints:

- it's partly red
- it's partly made of metal
- it's from Singapore
- I need to wear tights, preferably see-through, and high boots
- it has to do something with communication
- it somehow requires double-sided duct-tape

WTF is this? I can't wait to find out.